Joshua Topolsky

Turf: Season 1, Episode 1 from Joshua Topolsky on Vimeo.

Yes, it’s all finally, really happening. Please tell me you can play as Justin Bobby.

Please.

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If you’ve been keeping up on the news lately, you may know there’s a pretty big election going on in America. It’s for President. Anyhow, Laura and I were cold-chilling in the sack this morning, shooting the shit as we’re wont to do. I was reading her some news from the New York Times (which white people like), and came across this shocking, shocking article. It covers the outrageous discrepancies in voting that occured during our primary here. You will be absolutely stunned at the figures they come up with. For instance, in a district of Harlem that was heavily weighted towards Barack Obama (yet represented by a Clinton supporter) the original vote tally of 141 to 0 (to ZERO!) has magically turned into 261 to 136. Just read the article, it’ll blow your brain out through the front of your head.

Just a few thoughts for the day.

1. People love lists. Just ask Digg.
2. If you need to get your computer fixed, don’t take it to Best Buy.
3. If you need to get your car fixed, don’t take it to Pep Boys.
4. Don’t eat at Pizzeria Uno unless you want to be fat, unhealthy, and poor.