Joshua Topolsky

New rule. If you’re going to claim to run a gadget blog, you have to do the one thing central to the concept: actually cover gadgets. Things that don’t count as gadgets: Cute animals, movie trailers, stuff that explodes, tits, your drawings of Simpsons characters. When 50% of your front page is covered in a smear of bandwidth-wasting garbage that looks like Fark.com threw up on Perez Hilton, you’re not a gadget blog — you’re just shit.