Joshua Topolsky

It’s just okay. There, I said it. It’s not groundbreaking, life changing, or revelatory. It’s fun, but not the most fun ever. The graphics are good, but not the best graphics ever. Story? Still pretty weak for a video game. Controls? Kind of bad. Still, it’s a good time if you’ve got a few hours to waste, but it’s certainly not worthy of the insane praise that’s being lavished upon it. Hate to be a hater, but everyone is just getting a little too excited for their own good.

This is surprisingly funny. And anyone who hates Juno is a friend of mine.

Just a few thoughts for the day.

1. People love lists. Just ask Digg.
2. If you need to get your computer fixed, don’t take it to Best Buy.
3. If you need to get your car fixed, don’t take it to Pep Boys.
4. Don’t eat at Pizzeria Uno unless you want to be fat, unhealthy, and poor.

Bret Michaels, The Joker

Zach Braff, The Douchebag Dating Anne Hathaway

My new favorite internet personality. Note his “crappy iPhone” from 2003, Samsung iPhone, LG iPhone, his “personal emails,” and the “movie about Hitler” three-quarters of the way through. I love this guy.

P.S. : Don’t zoom in on my nose please.

Terrific review of Robert Draper’s Dead Certain — a Bush biography — by Anthony Lewis in the Times this weekend. Just more fuel for the fire, but a good read nonetheless. Laura says she wants the book, I worry about the resale value.