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‘Everyone Nose’ — finally lowbrow meets lowbrow


Saturday, May 17, 2008

It’s taken a little while to get it together, but two of the most insipid creations in modern memory — lastnightsparty and poseur rap / rock / crap — have joined together. Finally I can hear Pharrell toast and fake-sing about the pleasures of dirty Williamsburg coke parties over a beat that sounds like something Fatboy Slim left on the cutting room floor. It’s cool — like there’s nothing more important in life like getting fucked up and banging someone with herpes. Remember the 80’s? Probably not, but trust me, you look worse. Keep reading Ayn Rand everyone, it’s doing you a lot of good.

Separated at birth?


Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Bret Michaels, The Joker

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Zach Braff, The Douchebag Dating Anne Hathaway

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