Quick, what’s the first thing you do when you hear someone has died? Stock up on their DVD back catalog. I’m sure that repeated viewings of A Knight’s Tale, Candy, and Brokeback Mountain will help unravel the mystery of Heath Ledger’s death, and make sense of his life. Nice going, world.
Bret Michaels, The Joker
Zach Braff, The Douchebag Dating Anne Hathaway
The trouble with themes is that there’s too many out there, and most of them make me want to commit suicide… multiple times. If only there was a way I could convince a lonely, drug-addicted web designer to whip one up for me for some heroin money. Or just heroin. Irregardlessly, there ain’t. So here I am, stuck with this narrow-ass theme, while you’re all out there — partying.