Joshua Topolsky

Pretty amazing demonstration of new ways to think about the display and transmission of large amounts of information. Put a hat on.

There’s no question in my mind that:

a: This woman is carrying the demon-spawn of Satan, whose seed she obviously received during a backwards-bible reading orgy.

b: This man will be cutting that thing out any second with a ceremonial dagger, just following a Satanic rape ritual that would make the Marquis de Sade blush.

Thanks, Ann Taylor.

This is pretty stomach turning stuff. Whoever is allowing these children to do this should be in jail. And the kids should be in jail too.

Gross gross gross. Watch at your own risk.

Want to see what people really think of your brand, press agents? Perhaps you should truck over to Brand tags and find out. They want you to type in the first thing that comes to mind when you see a logo, but you’ll also have a chance to see how the tags pan out. Search and list at the very bottom of a tag page — bad UI, but amazing site. Don’t sleep on this.

New rule. If you’re going to claim to run a gadget blog, you have to do the one thing central to the concept: actually cover gadgets. Things that don’t count as gadgets: Cute animals, movie trailers, stuff that explodes, tits, your drawings of Simpsons characters. When 50% of your front page is covered in a smear of bandwidth-wasting garbage that looks like Fark.com threw up on Perez Hilton, you’re not a gadget blog — you’re just shit.

It’s just okay. There, I said it. It’s not groundbreaking, life changing, or revelatory. It’s fun, but not the most fun ever. The graphics are good, but not the best graphics ever. Story? Still pretty weak for a video game. Controls? Kind of bad. Still, it’s a good time if you’ve got a few hours to waste, but it’s certainly not worthy of the insane praise that’s being lavished upon it. Hate to be a hater, but everyone is just getting a little too excited for their own good.