This is surprisingly funny. And anyone who hates Juno is a friend of mine.
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The fickle consumer
Friday, January 25, 2008
Sure, one day you’re hot shit — the next, people only want to watch No Country for Old Men and Star Trek: Voyager. Oh well, you had ‘em for a minute, Heath.

Heath Ledger, Amazon’s mover and shaker today
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Quick, what’s the first thing you do when you hear someone has died? Stock up on their DVD back catalog. I’m sure that repeated viewings of A Knight’s Tale, Candy, and Brokeback Mountain will help unravel the mystery of Heath Ledger’s death, and make sense of his life. Nice going, world.

Archosfans’ very, very special X-mas wishes
Monday, December 24, 2007
My new favorite internet personality. Note his “crappy iPhone” from 2003, Samsung iPhone, LG iPhone, his “personal emails,” and the “movie about Hitler” three-quarters of the way through. I love this guy.
P.S. : Don’t zoom in on my nose please.